Side Quest Detailing Co. — hooded knight pressure-washing a castle wall

Every ride a quest, every wash a treasure — no capes, no dragons, just a hose and hometown hustle.

Book a Wash Call / Text

The Origin

Every good quest starts on the side. Side Quest began in Brazoria with one Jeep, a trunk full of gear, and one rule: treat every vehicle like it's our own and every customer like family. No shortcuts, no rushed jobs — just the details most people skip. Family-owned, built one wash at a time. Est. 2026.

How It Works

Three steps, no drop-off required.

1

Book Your Quest

Pick your vehicle and package online, or just call or text.

2

We Arrive

We show up with everything needed. Just have the vehicle accessible.

3

Pay & Go

Settle up on site — card, Apple Pay, or Zelle.

The Quests

Two packages. Everything else is an extra, picked to fit what you actually need.

Exterior

  • Wash away dirt, grime & bugs
  • Clean wheels & tire shine
  • Clean windows
  • Clean gas cap area
  • Spray wheel wells

Interior

  • Vacuum
  • Clean mats
  • Wipe dash
  • Vacuum seats
  • Clean door panels
  • Clean trunk
  • Wipe down windows

The Main Quest

  • Everything in Exterior
  • Everything in Interior
  • Spray wax
  • Door jambs
  • Protectant on plastics
  • Light carpet & seat shampoo
  • Light odor freshening
  • Leather / vinyl conditioning

Choose Your Class

Priced by vehicle — call or text if you're not sure which class fits.

Sedan / Coupe

Civic, Camry, Accord, Malibu

ExteriorStarting at $65
InteriorStarting at $45
The Main QuestStarting at $225

Midsize Truck / SUV

F-150, Silverado 1500, Tahoe, Explorer

ExteriorStarting at $75
InteriorStarting at $55
The Main QuestStarting at $245

Full-Size Truck

F-250, Sierra 2500, Silverado 2500

ExteriorStarting at $90
InteriorStarting at $65
The Main QuestStarting at $265

Large SUV (3-Row)

Suburban, Excursion, Expedition, Yukon XL

ExteriorStarting at $90
InteriorStarting at $85
The Main QuestStarting at $285

Heavy Duty (Dually)

F-350/450 Dually, Ram 3500 Dually

ExteriorStarting at $115
InteriorStarting at $65
The Main QuestStarting at $290

ATV / UTV

Polaris, Can-Am, RZR, side-by-sides — anything off-road

DetailAsk for quote

Golf Cart

2-seater to 6-seater

DetailStarting at $45

Tougher quests cost more gold. Heavy soil, pet hair, sand, mold, or long-neglected vehicles may require an additional charge, quoted after inspection before any work begins.

Enchantments

Layer any of these onto Exterior or Interior.

  • Clay & Polish (clay bar, machine polish & long-lasting paint sealant)
  • Engine bay degrease & detail
  • Carpet & seat shampoo/extraction
  • Headliner treatment
  • Odor & smoke elimination
  • Cabin air filter replacement
  • Chrome polish
  • Sticker removal
  • Leather / vinyl repair
  • Trim restoration
  • Headlight restoration

Commercial & Industrial

Recurring programs for businesses that run on their vehicles. Realtor plans are open now — fleet, dealer, and equipment programs launch January 2027. Get on the list below.

Realtor & Pro Maintenance

Your car is the first thing a client sees at a showing. Stay on a schedule and it's always ready.

Squire's Upkeep10% off

Monthly exterior.

Knight's Rotation15% off

Monthly exterior, upgraded to a full Main Quest every quarter.

Royal Standard20% off

Every-other-week exterior, quarterly Main Quest, priority booking, and one free Enchantment per quarter.

No contract — cancel or pause anytime. Discount starts after your first detail at standard rate. Open to any customer.

Launching Jan 2027

Fleet Washing

Work vans and trucks for plumbing, HVAC, electrical, and landscaping crews. We come to your yard on a set schedule — no downtime, nobody drives anywhere.

  • Fleet Refresh — exterior, per vehicle
  • Crew Workspace Reset — interior, per vehicle
  • Weekly or bi-weekly visits

Commit & Save

Month-to-monthStandard rate
3-month agreement10% off
6-month agreement15% off
12-month agreement20% off

First vehicle's on us — a free Fleet Refresh + Crew Workspace Reset demo. 6-month+ agreements also get one free interior reset per quarter.

Launching Jan 2027

Dealer & Lot Program

Keep the lot looking sold. Priced per visit for the whole lot, not per car.

Lot ShineWeekly / bi-weekly

Recurring lot-wide exterior refresh.

Showroom ReadyPer trade-in

Full Main Quest detail on every trade-in, with volume discounts.

Test-Drive FreshOn call

Quick interior wipe & glass touch-up before a test drive. Free with Lot Shine on 10+ vehicles.

Launching Jan 2027

Equipment Coating

Protective coating for the machines that do the heavy lifting.

  • Tractors
  • Excavators
  • Dump trailers
  • Other industrial equipment
PricingQuoted per unit

Get on the List

Leave your info and we'll reach out before launch to set up a free walkthrough.

Territory Covered

Brazoria
West Columbia
Sweeny
Angleton
Lake Jackson
Wharton
El Campo
Bay City

Questions

What if it rains?

If rain's expected during your slot, we'll reach out to reschedule — no charge, no hassle.

Do I need to be home?

Not required — just have the vehicle accessible. Payment can be sent remotely too if you're not around.

How do you get water and power?

We use your outdoor spigot and an outdoor outlet — most driveways already have both. Not sure yours does? Just ask when you book.

What payment do you accept?

Card, Apple Pay, or Zelle, collected right after the job's done.

What if my vehicle needs extra work?

Pricing is by vehicle class, but heavy mud, buildup, or pet hair may adjust the price slightly. We'll let you know before starting if that's the case.

Can I book Exterior and Interior together?

Yes — select both when you book online, or just tell us when you call or text.

Accept the Quest

Call or text to book — same-day and next-day slots usually available.

We accept card, Apple Pay, and Zelle on site.